Ep. 4a Do you take this rabbit as your wife?

In the forest, chaos was amuck as Dr. Eggman was in his Squidbot, holding Cream’s mother Vanilla hostage! She screams in fear as Team Sonic tries to defeat Eggman and save her.

Sonic tries to hone attack in but one of the tentacles smacks him away. Amy tries to jump in the air and smash with her hammer only to be squirted with ink on the ground!

Amy: (Dripping with ink) Seriously?! I just got my dress dry-cleaned!!

Sticks trills as she tosses her boomerang only for it to miss! Tails tries to use the enerbeam energy to attack the squidbot, but it pulls him in and punches him off!

Tails: (He hurls off in the air!) WAH!!

Sonic: (Slides in) Don’t worry, guys! Eggman might’ve knocked me off, but there’s nothing that will push me to the side-! (Tails crashes into him.) OOF!!

Eggman sees Cream and tries to squirt at her with the bot’s ink! She dodges as the ink splashes on the ground.

Cream: You leave my mom alone, you… You big bully!

Eggman: (Sarcastic) Oh, such hurtful words! They’re SO discouraging!

Cream: … R-Really?

Eggman: I was being sarcastic, sweetheart. (One of the metal tentacles tries to hurl in on Cream, but she swiftly dodges!)

Knuckles: Don’t worry, guys! I’ll save Vanilla! (He lifts up a huge rock!)

Amy: Knuckles, no! You’ll hurt her!

Knuckles: What?! Using innocent bystanders against us!

Eggman: Hey, that’s actually a pretty nice idea!

Amy grabs her hammer again and rushes forward to attack. Unfortunately, the metal tentacles grab her and toss her off! Sonic and Tails rush in.

Amy: WAAAH!!

Sonic: (He and Tails rush in.) I’m back, guys! Nothing will throw me off this time-! (Amy crashes into them and lands on top of Sonic!)

Amy: !!!! Well, this is awkward.

Vanilla: Someone please get me down!

Cream: We’re trying, mama! (Barely dodges a tentacle attack!) Yip!!

Tails: Eggman knows our every move!

Amy: (She and Sonic get up) How are we supposed to save her?

Sonic: I’m thinking, I’m THINKING!

Someone walks in. Someone big, green and raspy. It was Vector the Crocodile!

Vector: Hey, Sonic! What’cha doin’?

Sonic: Oh hey, Vector. We’re trying to save Cream’s mom from some sociopathic scientist.

Eggman’s voice: I heard that!!

Vector: Mind if I lend a hand?

Knuckles: Uh, NO! The only huge muscular meat-head to save the day is ME! (It turns out that he along with Sticks were also being held captive by the tentacles.)

Sonic: … (To Vector) Go nuts.

Vector rushes forward to attack!

Eggman: How quaint! Another helpless creature willing to save the day! And by quaint I mean, completely UN-QUAINT!! (The tentacles try to grapple Vector, but he grabbed them and ripped them off the machine!)

He jumped up and punched the robot’s metal structure, causing it to vibrate uncontrollably! The arms loosened up and Sticks landed on the ground with ease, Knuckles fell in his hand, and Vanilla fell in Vector’s arms safe and sound!

Knuckles: (Rubs his head) Pfft. Show off.

Eggman: Why is it that I always LOSE to you vermin?! Can’t I at least have ONE victory for once?! Just ONCE?! (He starts blubbering) That’s all I ASK FOR… (Sniffs) I think I… Need some alone time. (He takes off in the machine.)

Tails: … Now I kinda feel bad for the poor guy.

Sonic: He’ll get over it.

Vector: (He puts Vanilla down.) Are you ok?

Vanilla: Oh yes… Thank you so much for saving me, Vector.

Cream: You were awesome, Mr. Vector!

Vector: Aw, it was nothing, kiddo. (Noogies her.) How about as a way to pay you back, can I take you out for lunch?

Knuckles: But it’s eleven in the morning.

Vanilla: Oh that’s so nice of you!

Vector: It’s a date then!

Vanilla: (She laughs and blushes.)

At Cream’s house, Vanilla was packing her purse.

Vanilla: I need you to be on your best behavior while I’m on my date with Vector.

Cream: Yes, mom.

Vanilla: You have fun with Amy and Sticks until I get back. Goodbye! (She leaves)

Cream: Bye! … Isn’t it sweet that Mr. Vector asked mom out on a date?

Amy: Well he had to return the favor after rescuing her.

Sticks: I don’t like where this is headed. First he’ll seem real nice to her leading her into the subconscious feeling that someone, meaning her is feeling a deep emotion that she may not have felt before! They’ll start to negotiate more for the days to come until they start delving into each other! And once that builds up they’ll be so forced into their admiration for each other they’ll become one in a celebration filled with cake and music and people cheering of what the future may come and be told for them!

Amy and Cream: …

Sticks: What? I read.

Amy: Are you saying Vector will get ideas to MARRY Vanilla? That’s ridiculous!

Cream: My mom wouldn’t wanna marry Mr. Vector anyway.

Sticks: That’s what they would WANT you to think! Until they day they become intertwined with each other, you will live out the days having an crocodile as a father!!

Cream: (Feeling unsure…) Um…

Sticks: Going out on a date is only the beginning of their relationship! Once they form into full blossom, their true love will spell your doom! DOOM, I TELL YOU!! LITERALLY!! IT’LL SPELL IT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!

Amy: Sticks, stop trying to scare her! Vanilla has no intentions on having her hand in marriage. If you keep feeding this ideas to Cream she’ll enter a state of shock! (Cream was paralyzed with fear.) … Too late.

Cream: (Petrified) Mommy I don’t want Vector to be my daddy, mommy I don’t want Vector to be my daddy.

Sticks: Vanilla and Vector need to be monitored. We must not let this tragic fate fall upon our most trustworthy comrade.

At Meh Burger, Vector was munching down on some burgers while Vanilla was calmly drinking a milkshake. The girls peek from behind a burger standee.

Sticks: This is the first step to a relationship. Interactivity with food! You can see their relationship bonding disgustingly…

Vector: (Belches loudly) Pardon me. (He and Vanilla laugh.)

Amy: The disgusting part I can tolerate. But I don’t really see a relationship “bonding” as of now.

Sticks: Take this down, Cream. The signs must be noted! (Cream cautiously takes out a notepad…) After they eat, they’ll begin meddling into each other’s affairs. We must examine each millisecond that happens to prevent the horrible future that’s yet to accumulate!

Amy: Omigosh…

Cream: You’re actually worried?

Amy: Yeah! Sticks used a word with more than three syllables. She’s more bonkers than I thought!

Sticks: (Stuffs her hand in Amy’s face) THEY’RE MAKING A MOVE!!

Vanilla: It was very nice of you to take me out for lunch.

Vector: Nah, don’t mention it! So I guess I’ll see you around.

Vanilla: Mm, yes. … Although… Do you think you can assist me in some errands today?

Vector: Well sure! It beats sitting around babysitting Charmy most of the day.

Somewhere, Charmy was playing Ping-Pong with Rouge.

Charmy: This one’s got mustard on it! Literally! (Squeezes some mustard and hits the ball over. It barely bounces to Rouge’s side.)

Rouge: … … … (She tosses her paddle and walks away.)

Back to Vector and Vanilla, he escorts her away.</i>

Amy: That’s so nice of him to pitch in.

Sticks: Nice indeed. Until he asks for her hand in MARRIGE!

Cream: (Whimpers…)

Amy: Seriously, Sticks. You’re freaking ME and HER out. There’s nothing lovey-dovey going on with those two.

Sticks: How do you explain THAT? (Points to a direction.)

Vector offers a flower to Vanilla. She accepts it happily.

Amy: … He’s probably being nice to her, like a gentleman. (As Vanilla walks ahead, Vector sniffs his armpit before following her.) … A really disgusting gentleman.

Sticks: Nice indeed. So he can woo her for her hand! In marriage!!

Cream was about to cry…

Sticks: We must look into them! Or else the day of bonding will spell DOOM! (She trills as she jumps off!)

Cream: … … … (Sniffs loudly.)

Amy: Blow your nose, honey.

In the market, the villagers were going about their usual errands of the day. Sticks tries to sneak by some civilians (Even though most of them notice her acting weirder than usual.) Cream barely keeps up as Amy just casually follows.

Cream: (Looking around for Sticks.) Um… Ms. Sticks? W-where are you??

Sticks’ voice: I’m over here!

Cream: W-Where? I can’t see you!

Stick’s voice: I’m right behind you!

Cream turns to see… a cardboard box.

Sticks: (Lifts the box up) No one suspects a simple little box laying around! (She quickly covers as Amy walks in.)

Amy: Sticks, if you’re trying to act sneaky, hiding in a box is reliable in only fictional entertainment.

Sticks: (Lifts the box up) SSHH!! They’re on the MOVE! (She hides in the box and shuffles away.)

Cream: Oh! (She scampers to follow Sticks) Wait for me!

Amy is just annoyed by Sticks’ incompetence.

Nearby, Vanilla and Vector were walking together as he was carrying her groceries. They happened to walk right by T.W. Barker walking alongside a female cat-girl.

Vanilla: Oh, good afternoon, Mr. Barker.

Barker: Well, good afternoon to you too, Mrs. Rabbit. I trust your spouse is in good health these days?

Vanilla: I’m sorry, but I’m single actually.

Barker: Oh my dear apologies for intruding on your personal behalf.

Vector: Who’s the hotshot, Barky?

Barker: I like to introduce you to the lovely and delignate fragment of beauty… Chelsey!

Chelsey: (She speaks lady-like with a slight French accent.) The pleasure’s all mine.

Vanilla: It’s very nice to meet you, Chelsey. My name’s Vanilla.

Meanwhile, nearby, Sticks pops out from the box as she dashes towards a tree. She signals the girls to follow. Cream follows timidly while Amy just walks bored and casual. They hide in the bushes until they pop out.

Sticks: It would be so much easier if we knew where those lovebirds went off to. !!! OVER THERE! (She points to Vanilla and Vector talking to T.W. Barker and Chelsey.) They must be discussing something of importance!

Amy: Probably just about the weather, the stress of tax income or Cream’s report card…

Cream: (Personal) Hey…

Sticks: Let’s move it! (She grabs Cream by the arm and pulls her along.)

Cream: WAH!

Sticks and Cream peek in on the adult’s conversations.

Barker: …Either so, I do hope you won’t miss out on this wondrous occasion for you two darlings.

Vanilla: Oh don’t you worry, we won’t miss a moment. It’s going to be so wonderful!

Vector: You said it, Vanilster!

Barker: It will be, won’t it?

Chelsey: Won’t be a pleasant party without gifts, wouldn’t it?

Sticks: Gifts??

Barker: Let’s not forget the guests!

Cream: (Stiff and frightened.) G-G-Guests…??

Chelsey: And last but certainly not least, a cake for the gorgeous wedding party.

Sticks: I KNEW it!

Barker: Well thank you for your time, you two. We’ll be expecting you tomorrow afternoon. Don’t be tardy now.

Vanilla: Never once been late my whole life.

Chelsey: Charming. (She and Barker laugh as they walk away.)

Vanilla: Isn’t this exciting, Vector? A wedding! It’s going to be amazing!

Vector: We better get ready for tomorrow. Wouldn’t wanna miss it! (They leave.)

Cream: (She and Sticks come out of the bushes and whimpers like a dog as Amy walks in.)

Amy: So, what I miss?

Sticks: I TOLD YOU this would happen! Chalk another for Sticks the Badger!!

Amy: You won’t get a point until you tell me what all the fuss is about.

Sticks: Oh, we overheard Vanilla and Vector talking to T.W. Barker about a wedding. VANILLA’S WEDDING.

Amy: W-What? Are you serious??

Sticks: DEAD SERIOUS AS ROAD KILL. Now do you see the truth, Cream?? You’re whole future’s devastated! I can imagine you being the laughingstock of all the children! The one record holder for being the only girl on the island with crocodile as a DAD!

Cream: (She loses it and wails like a baby.) Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!! (That scene was enough to get some of the attention of the other villagers in the market.) I don’t WANT Vector as a daddy!! Waaaaahahaaaa!

Amy: Ugh, NOW look what you’ve done!

Sticks: You can thank me later.

Amy: (She grabs the wailing bunny’s arm and walks with her as she tried to calm her down.) Come on, missy. Let’s excuse ourselves from the psychotic badger ruining your self-esteem. (Trying to be patient as Cream continues crying.) It’s gonna be OK… Repress, just repress…

At Eggman’s lab… Eggman was slouching on his couch, watching TV… Orbot and Cubot watch their depressed master.

Orbot: The poor boss is dwindled down by the loss against Sonic and his friends.

Cubot: We should do something to cheer him up.

Orbot: I know just the thing! A little spice of hospitality should peck him up!

Eggman continues slouching. He feels a breeze on him.

Eggman: Hm. That’s funny. Did I leave the air-conditioner on standby? (He looks to see Orbot fanning him with a huge palm tree leaf.) Hey, what are you doing?

Orbot: You were not feeling like yourself. So we decided to make you feel more comfortable.

Eggman: I don’t need your sympathy.

Orbot: It’s hospitality, sir.

Eggman: Whatever! I just wanna be left alone.

Cubot: Are you sure you won’t turn down some… (Wearing a chef’s hat and pulls out a tray of steaming hourderves.) Pumpkin eggs?? They’re like deviled eggs except they taste like pumpkins!

Eggman: You microwaved those, didn’t you?

Cubot: Uh-! Um… Eh…

Eggman: … … … (He takes an hourderves.) I’ll take what I can get. (He eats it.)

Orbot: Are you feeling any better with our hospitality, dear sir?

Eggman: I’d rather sleep in a hospital instead of being nurtured by YOUR hospitality.

Cubot: He’s good!

Eggman: (He hears his doorbell ring.) Finally, a good excuse to get away from you two.

Eggman approaches his door, opens it, and it greeted by a mailman with a gold envelope.

Mailman: Special delivery for Dr. Eggman! And as a special bonus treat, a musical act to go along with this special delivery! (Starts singing.) Ooooooh-!!

Eggman: (He cuts him off.) How about you give me my “special delivery”, skip the musical act or I’ll give YOU something to sing about!

Mailman: … (He gives the envelope to him.) No one appreciates musicals anymore. (He walks off.)

Eggman: How DO these mailman get to my lair anyway? (He walks back inside with the door closing.) (He looks at the envelope.) Alright, let’s see what this hullaballoo is. (He opens it and reads to himself.) … … … Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh NO!!!

Orbot and Cubot rush in.

Orbot: Five “oh no’s!” That means it’s a crisis!

Eggman: It’s NOT a crisis, you hunks of junk! It’s an invitation to a stupid wedding.

Orbot: Oh a wedding! Isn’t that wonderful to hear?

Cubot: (He sings) Here comes the groom, holding his broom!

Eggman: CAN IT! I can’t STAND weddings! Standing by a bunch of strangers watching two lovey-doveys I have no care of is not my way of having a good time!

Orbot: But think of the person who went all through the trouble just to ask someone as vast and powerful as you! You don’t have the nerve to turn them down, do you?

Eggman: (Turns his back on them.) I’m not GOING! And that’s FINAL!

Orbot: But boss, we insist you go! It might take your mind off of Sonic and his crew.

Eggman: (All whiney) But I don’t WANNA go! Weddings are so long and boring! You can’t make me!

Cubot: Then I guess we’ll all have to stay in here and be one big happy family!

Eggman: OVER MY DEAD BODY I WILL!!

Back at Bygone island in the village… Sonic was sneaking around making sure he wasn’t being seen until he reaches the back of a building. He knocks on the wall and the piece of the wall opens to reveal a safe. He turns the dial left and right until it opens to reveal… a large bottle of orange soda.

Sonic: Hoo-wee! Finally! (He was about to open it until…)

Amy: (She and Cream walk in.) Hey, Sonic-.

Sonic: WAH!! (He accidently flips and twirls the bottle in his hand until he snags it and… It spews out orange soda all over Amy.)

Amy was soaked in orange soda.

Sonic: … Heh heh… Hi, Amy.

Amy: Sonic, we have a problem. Sticks gave Cream the assumption that her mother’s getting ideas to marry Vector. And we saw them talk about it.

Sonic: Wow, that’s great! (Talking to Cream.) Congrats, kid! That’s good to hear!

Cream: It’s NOT good to hear! What if Vector doesn’t LIKE me as a daughter? What if I don’t like him as a DAD? Everyone’s going to LAUGH at me if I’m the daughter of a loud and big crocodile like Vector! (Grabs Amy) Do you KNOW what it will be like to have a crocodile as a daddy?? (Shakes Amy rapidly) I DON’T WANT TO HAVE A CROCODILE AS A DADDY!! (Amy’s eyes roll from dizziness…)

Sonic: Aw don’t be so down about it, squirt. Look at the positives! He can bring you fishing, take you out on camping trips, bring you to cook outs-can’t forget about those, teach you all about the birds and the bees… Can’t rely on a dad with mentioning those birds and bees.

Cream: (She cries like a baby again.) Waaaaaaaaaahh!!!!

Amy: Not only is her self-esteem shattered, but so is her childhood dreams. Nice going.

Sonic: Ok ok, so she’s not cool with Vector being her dad. But think about it! If they were to have another kid- (Cream was about to cry again…) Eh… Y-You could become a big sister!

Cream: (Sniffs…) A big… sister?

Sonic: Yeah! I mean, imagine if you actually WERE a big sister to a couple of little brothers in diapers. You’d be the total BOSS of them!

They all thought about it as their thoughts drifted into imagination land…

Cream and Vector were about to leave with Cream nearby.

Vanilla: Alright, Cream. It’s your responsibilities to take care of your baby brothers until we get back.

Vector: You think you can handle them, kid?

Cream: Yes, daddy! I can do it all by myself!

Vector: (To Vanilla.) Famous last words. (Vanilla elbows him.)

Vanilla: Just make sure they’re on their best behavior. See you soon. (They leave and shut the door.)

Cream: Goodbye! (She runs upstairs, filled with glee as she enters her mother’s room to see a crib.) Ok, my little baby brothers! (She approaches the crib.) Who’s ready for playtime? (But when she got a good look at them…) YIP!!!

The two babies were horrifying crock rabbit hybrids.

Babies: Wet’s pway, Cweam! Weeee! (They cling onto Cream’s face as she scream in agony!)

Cream: AAAAH!! LET ME GO!! LET GO OF ME-! OW!! (They tug on her floppy ears and bite them!) STOP IT! CUT IT OUT!!

Babies: Pway time! Pway time! Pway time! (Cream collapses on the ground as they continued chanting!)

All she could do was scream!

Back in reality… Cream was scarred for life, Amy was freaked out, and Sonic was probably regretting those thoughts.

Cream: (She cries like a baby once more.) Waaaaaaaaaah!!!

Sonic: I was expecting something more… Tolerable.

Evening at Eggman’s lab. Eggman was trying to choose which suit to wear at the wedding.

Eggman: (Holds a green one in front of him.) What about this one? … Nah, how about… (Holds up a blue one) This one! Blue makes me look important, doesn’t it?

Orbot: Might I suggest vermillion?

Cubot: What about the color RED?

Orbot: Oh that’s even BETTER!

Eggman: I AM wearing red, and red is too threatening! I don’t any kinda show business ruining this moment of me getting away form yo- I mean, therapeutically taking my mind of Sonic and his meddling friends.

Orbot and Cubot: …

Eggman: … Do we have any of these in black?

Nighttime at Bygone Island. At Cream’s house, she was being tucked in bed by her mother.

Vanilla: Sweet dreams, sweetheart. (Kisses her forehead and turns to leave.)

Cream: Um… M…Mom?

Vanilla: Yes, dear?

Cream: Are you… Uh… I mean, are… Um… … Are you going someplace tomorrow?

Vanilla: Oh, now that you mention it, yes I am! It’s a fabulous moment for me and Vector! I even picked out a very fitting beautiful dress.

Cream: !!!!

Vanilla: Oh, but don’t tell Vector or anyone, I want it to be a surprise. Well, good night, sweetie. See you in the morning. (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

Cream: … … … (She gulps nervously…)

The next morning at Eggman’s lab… (Man why are we keeping up to date on this guy?)

Eggman: (Dressed in a fancy black suit.) Boy do I look good in ANYTHING, don’t I?

Cubot: Even your own favorite Halloween costume!

Eggman: Don’t bring that up.

Orbot: It’s good to see that you’re straightening yourself up to a highly educated peer for a very special event.

Eggman: So long as he doesn’t invite me to any BABY-SHOWERS, I can probably tolerate this one. Are my special treats ready?

DING goes the oven as Cubot (Wearing the chef’s hat once again) takes out some small sandwiches.

Cubot: Cucumber and tomato sandwiches, fresh from the oven!

Eggman: Perfect! I’m actually anxious about this wedding now.

Orbot: Sir, you never told us who’s going to marry who.

Cubot: Yeah, who’s the lucky dog?? Arf arf!

Orbot: Don’t leave us in suspense! Who is it?

Eggman: Oh you wanna know huh, well it’s none other than…

Back at the island… Cream was still sound asleep in bed. She slowly yawns and opens her eyes to see… Sticks, right in front of her face.

Cream: (She screams at the top of her lungs but Sticks covers her mouth.)

Sticks: I foretold this warning, my child. And you didn’t wanna believe me! But are you now straight up convinced?

Cream: … … … (Nods her head.) Mm hm…

Sticks: Well be still your little bunny heart! (She takes her hand off of Cream’s mouth as she gasps for air.) Sticks is here to save the day! Now get out of bed, there’s a wedding that needs crashing! (She jumps off of Cream’s bed and runs out of the room.) HYAAAA!!

Cream: … … … Can’t I at least have breakfast first?

Later near the Village Center… Cream, Amy, Sticks and Sonic were rushing by the village.

Sticks: Move faster! The bonding must be liquidated before it’s too late!!

Sonic: Sticks is using words with more than three syllables?? When did she even lose her own MIND?

Amy: I think it was about ages ago.

They hide behind some bushes. Sonic and Sticks peek from them.

Cream: What do you see?

Sonic: I see a white arch with some fancy flower work. That must be where the wedding’s taking place obviously.

Amy: (Peeks too) You’re right. But I think the flowers should be beige instead of pink. Kinda throws the whole white arch a bit. But just a smidge.

Sticks: Look!

They witness Vanilla in a fancy dress and Vector in a suit and tie.

Cream: Mom!

Sticks: We have to put an END to this!

Sonic: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Sticks: Have I ever lead you and our friends to demise before?

Sonic, Amy and Cream: Yes.

Sticks: … Ugh, none of you have any respect for thinking outside the box! It’s all logical! Vector had his eye on Vanilla all this time and wants to get HITCHED with her! We have to put a stop to them or else our beloved comrade’s reputation will be at stake!

Sonic: (To Amy) How long ago you think she lost it?

Amy: Three years tops.

Sticks: Alright, when I count to three, we jump in and wreak the place! That’ll put their wedding plans on hold! One…

Cream: (She runs past the bush!) THREEEEE!!!

Sticks: Cream, no! This plan needs perfect timing! (They venture forward to follow.)

Cream was quite surprised as they caught up to her.

Sticks: You should be ashamed of yourself! Giving your position away to the enemy! Have your lost your MIND, BUNNY GIRL?!

Amy: Um, guys? Speaking of enemies…

In the audience chairs, a majority of the guests… Were BAD GUYS! This included The Lightning Bolt Society, the stuntbears, Charlie, Eco-Hippo (See the Sonic Boom episode “Eco-Hippo.”) and the Black Fox Ninjas (See the Sonic Boom episode “The Black Fox Ninjas”)!

Sticks: The Lightning Bolt Society??

Amy: Charlie??

Sonic: Eco-Hippo??

Cream: The Black Fox Ninjas??

Sonic: And… Those weird stuntbears?

Their clown noses honk.

Amy: It’s every villain we’ve ever faced!

Sonic: I wouldn’t classify them as REAL villains. They’re just… really sucky bad guys.

Dave: Hey, not ALL of us suck, you know!

Vanilla: Cream?? (She walks down the alter stairs) What in the world are you doing here?

Cream: (She rushes up to Vanilla and hugs her.) Oh, mom! Vector makes a terrible daddy and I don’t WANT him to be my daddy!

Vanilla: S-sweetheart, what in the world are you talking about?

Cream: I imagined that Mr. Vector was my daddy and you and him were going out and I had to take care of two baby bothers (Whiney) and it was HORRIBLE!!

At just in the nick of wrong timing, Eggman shows up in his eggmobile.

Eggman: What the-?!(He notices Sonic and his friends.) YOU AGAIN?!

Amy: And our dire situation is now inducing myself into a migraine. What a charmed life I’m leading.

Eggman: Everytime. Every single time I try to have some decency in my life, YOU filthy animals have to go and RUIN it!!

Sonic: To be fair, we haven’t actually DONE anything to you. Yet.

Eggman: Luckily for a brilliant scientist like myself, I came prepared! (He presses a button and his eggmobile shoots out lasers!)

Sonic, Amy and Sticks dodge the attacks and get ready to fight as usual.

Cream: Come on, mom! We have to get you to safety! (She grabs her mother’s arm and pulls her along.)

Vanilla: N-Now wait a minute! Cream!

Eggman continues shooting lasers until Sonic jumps up and home attacks onto Eggman. The other bad guys were compelled.

Willy: Uh, should we help Doctor Eggman against our vile enemies?

Charlie: It’s not like we got anything else to do.

All the villains leave their seats and rush to attack.

Sonic: Oh great! Here comes the welcoming committee!! (The ninjas try attacking Sonic, but his speed outruns them as he punches each one that drew near him.)

Willy the Walrus the Eco-Hippo were about to slam their fists into Sticks. She quickly dodged as their fists burrow the ground below. Sticks was pleased with the outcome. Until the two stuntbears sneak up behind her. Fortunately, she didn’t give in and pummeled them to the ground.

Charlie (In his Ancients mechanized robot which we had no idea where he got it from during the cutaway.) tries to attack Amy. She dodge rolls and strikes at him with hammer causing him to fall on top of the other Lightning Bolt Society members.

Cream was hiding behind the alter with her mother.

Vanilla: Cream, what did you and your friends do?

Cream: It-It’s not my fault! Me and my friends were watching you on your date with Vector and I just couldn’t handle it!

Dave’s voice: You know…

Cream and Vanilla: …

Dave: (Trying to look cool.) If you’re looking for the right guy to be a date… (Breaths in his inhaler.) I think you found him.

Vanilla: … I pass.

Dave: Aw man. I’m never gonna find a soul mate… (All of a sudden, Vector grabbed Dave and tossed him over the alter!) WAAAHAAHAAA!!!

Vector: Are you ok?

Dave: AAAAH! (He crashes on top of the alter and it begins to tip over!) T-t-t-TIMBER!!!

The alter crashes onto the ground! Before more ruckus could happen, everyone paused as they all heard a woman screaming! It was Chelsey with T.W. Barker. Barker was dressed in a silver tuxedo complete with a blue tie as Chelsey was in a white wedding gown.

Chelsey: What in the world happened to our alter?? It’s in RUINS!!

Sonic: (Cream, Vanilla and Vector walk in.) Hold up. What’s with that girl in a wedding dress? I thought Sticks said it was Vanilla’s wedding!

Vanilla: MY wedding?? … Cream, what did Sticks tell you?

Cream: That… Mr. Vector wanted to… marry you?

Barker: I say, you had the wrong assumption, little lady! I was engaged to be wedded to my dear Chelsey! We humbly requested Vanilla and Vector to be the bridesmaid and the best man!

Amy: (Rubbing it in Sticks’ face.) So all this time, Vector was only being nice to Vanilla and had no intentions or assumptions into intertwining with Vanilla’s hand in marriage.

Sonic: But why would you invite all the bad guys who wanna kill us?

Eggman: (Lowers the Eggmobile to the ground.) Uh, it’s a VILLAIN wedding? DUH! And you little meddling kids had to go about and ruin it!

Barker: M-My dear Chelsey, I’m terribly sorry for all the mischief these people caused. I PROMISE I will have this all cleaned up so we can continue on with our plans!

Chelsey: Barker. I considered you a reasonable man. But I can’t coincide my life to a man who’s associated with… a bunch of LOONIES!

Tree spy: Yeah that’s kinda what everyone thinks of us. Quite accurate.

Chelsey: You’re a charming and respectful man, but… (Tries not shed a tear as she sniffs.) I’m SORRY… But I believe our wedding plans are on hold until you straighten out those “friends” of yours. (Walks away.) Au revoir.

Barker: W-wait, Chelsey! Please reconsider! I’m not even involved with this whole shenanigan! Honest! (Runs after her.) Please wait!!

Eggman: It seems like I wasted my time just to see sparks fly. Now I have to wallow in Obrot and Cubot’s hospitality. (He flies away in the Eggmobile, peeved off.)

Kiragaishi: The wedding seems to be called off. What must we do now?

Dave: We can go to my house and watch “Space-Battler 3.56 Deta Season 4!” My mom can make the popcorn!

All the villains agreed casually and just went on their way.

Sonic: … So, anyone still up for some wedding cake?

Cream: I’m so sorry I ruined this wedding, mama. I thought that…

Vector: Aw come on, kiddo. Just because we had one little date doesn’t mean we wanna hitch up. Heck, she wouldn’t want me to be her hubby anyway. (Belches loudly.)

Sticks: And so it seems my assumptions were proven wrong. And I thought was on a winning streak. I guess I’m sorry for freaking you out, Cream.

Cream: It’s ok, Sticks. All is forgiven.

Vanilla: I’m glad you finally got this off your shoulders. Come on, sweetheart. Let’s go home. (Sonic and the others watch as Vanilla walks away with Cream.)

Cream: So, you’re not mad at me and my friends for spying on you and accidently ruining this wedding, are you?

Vanilla: Oh of course not. Why don’t we brush this all off and make some cookies. After being GROUNDED in your room for a WEEK.

Cream: Aaaawww!