Ep. 1b Eco-Hippo

Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends have many quests together. Sometimes they just kick back, relax, watch the sunset, and talk about what adventures they will go on next. However, the evil Dr. Eggman and his robotic army make it hard for Sonic and the others to share the good times. Little do they know that a strange evil they have faced before will somehow make a comeback upon them. Join Sonic and the gang as they go through things in everyday life, share a little laugh or two, or just kick Eggman’s butt once or twice a week. And with a little help from their new friend/teacher the so called “Dragon Master” Diana Maria, they might stand a chance against the forces of evil threatening to destroy life on earth.
 
A glorious morning in Bygone island. At a nearby gym center, Amy Rose was performing gymnastic stretches and moves to only very few people that showed up.

Amy: (Making sure everyone follows her moves.) And stretch two three four! Stretch two three four! Now let’s raise our arms high up into the air! (Some of the other volunteers were already tuckered out…) And… Rest! (They all collapsed.) Great workout today, ladies and gentlemen! Rest up, because we have more to cover over from last week! My good friend Sonic should get us all up to speed!

But for some reason… Sonic wasn’t anywhere in the gym.

Amy: … … … Ugh. Where’s that lazy blue hedgehog?

Outside, Sonic sidles around the sides of the gym house until he reaches the back of it.

Sonic: Coast seems clear… (He sidles to the center of the house wall and knocks three times on it.)

Part of the wall opens to reveal a small steel-like safe with a combination lock. Sonic turns the dial a few times until it clicks and opens. What was inside was… a few bottles of orange soda.

Sonic: (Takes out a bottle.) Oh baby, I MISSED you! (He opens the cap and was about to take a drink until…)

Amy: What are you doing?

Sonic: AAUGH, AMY!! (Quickly hides the bottle behind his back.) I mean-! Uh… Hiya, Amy! How’s the class going?

Amy: What’s behind your back?

Sonic: Well, there’s nothing in… (He holds out one of his hands showing nothing.) THIS hand.

Amy wasn’t amused.

Sonic: And there’s DEFINITELY nothing in… (He holds out his other hand showing… NOTHING?) THIS hand-! HUH??? (Amy somehow got the orange soda bottle in her clutches.) Oh come ON, Amy! Just one little sip please??

Amy: NO, Sonic! We all agreed, pledged, AND petitioned that the people of this island would do better in being healthier!

Sonic: (Snatches the bottle away.) You actually think people care about your little excersie pledge thing? How many people come to your little “training” anyway?

Amy: Oh just the usual six or seven. At least I have people who actually DO care about their health.

Sonic: Oh really? Can your little excersie program do THIS? (He gulps down some orange soda. … … … (He belches loudly in front of Amy.)

Amy: … … … At least I’ll have more proper energy when facing against danger.

All of a sudden, some screams came from the town square!!

Sonic: Uh-oh. Sounds like we got trouble. (He puts the bottle of soda back in the safe, closes the safe door and the door covering the safe and runs off to save the day with Amy following.)

In the center of the town, people were running and screaming in terror as Eggman was running rampage around in a small robot he controls manually from his Eggmobile with Orbot and Cubot sitting near him. Sonic and Amy rush into the scene.

Eggman: (Laughs.) Not only does my Fit-bot stay in perfect shape, but it’s also easier to get accustomed to than all my other robots!

Sonic: Fit-bot? Seriously?

Eggman: Yes, of course! All my other robots are huge and frustrating to control. So I took the time to make one that’s more efficient to move around AND… it’s also great to encourage cardio workout!

Amy: See, Sonic? Even Eggman’s making a pledge already.

Without commenting back, Sonic rushes forward to attack Eggman. Eggman kept trying to smash Sonic into the ground. Much to Sonic’s surprise, the robot was almost as fast and accurate as Sonic is!

Sonic: Wow, I’m actually impressed, Egghead! It’s like you’re almost going to stop me! (He jumps high into the air to do a homing attack… But at the last second, Eggman punches Sonic into the ground making a huge burrow row.) … … … (Spits out some dirt.)

Eggman: (Crash!!! The robot lands near Sonic and it’s robotic arms thrust inward.) You were saying? (The robot grabs Sonic with it’s hands and holds in up in the air!)

Everyone is in horror at the sight! But then…

???: STOP RIGHT THERE, EVILDOER!!

Eggman: Heh?? (Turns the robot and himself around.) Who said that?!

Everyone turns to see… a purple muscular hippopotamus who seemed to be dressed as a super hero. He was wearing a white vest with a colorful EH logo that showed off his pecks, green gloves, green boots, a green mask covering his eyes, and very small blue tights.

Sonic: Aaugh!! That guy’s wearing TIGHTS!!

Eggman: (Ignoring Sonic’s comment.) Who do you think your are, hippo guy?!

Hippo: (He spoke in a deep hero-like voice.) I am Eco-Hippo!! I fight for justice, truth, and all that are healthy and have proper needs for keeping the planet green!

Eggman: … … … (Laughs his head off.) Did you hear that, Orbot?? Mr. Eco-Hippo thinks he has the muscular pecks to stop me! Well that shouldn’t be a problem thanks to my Fit-bot! (He makes the robot do a muscular pose while still holding Sonic.)

Sonic: I know this is really my opinion, but truthfully your robot names SUCK as much as they do in general.

Eco-Hippo: Leave the poor citizen alone, you monster! Or face the wrath of Eco-Hippo! (He rushes forward and smashes into Fit-bot, making it fall to the ground.)

Eggman: Oomph!! (After he comes to, Eco-Hippo launches into the air and does a wrestling-like move to crush Eggman and his robots!!)

Eco-Hippo: Yah-HAAAAAAAA!!!

Cubot: Hey, didn’t I see that move on TV?

BOOM!!! Eco-Hippo crushes the robot, filling the area with dust and smoke!! After it clears up, the Fit-bot was broken and unable to move. Eggman coughs from the dust and is enraged by the ruination of his robot.

Eggman: (Grunts angrily. He then proceeds to leave the broken robot behind and escape in his Eggmobile with Orbot and Cubot.) As if I have ENOUGH heroes to deal with!! (He zooms off…)

Eco-Hippo: Let that be a lesson to you, evildoer! (Sonic gets up from the ground, all dizzy…) Are you alright, good citizen?

Sonic: Yeah, I’m fine. How did you beat Eggman so fast?

Eco-Hippo: By eating right and exercising every single day of course!

Amy: (Rushes to Eco-Hippo.) Omigosh,SONIC,didyouseewhatEco-HippodidtoEggman?!Hedidn’tevenflinchwhilefightingthatstupidfitbot,itwasnothingbut
AWESOME!!

Eco-Hippo: Well, I’m quite flattered by your compliment, young lady!

Amy: (Giggles.) AND he’s also polite!

Sonic: Yeah. I’ve had my excersie for the day. (Walks off.)

Amy: Don’t mind Sonic, Eco-Hippo. He’s just a bit sour sometimes. My name’s Amy by the way. Would you like to come by my house and have some tea and cookies?

Eco-Hippo: Nice to meet you, Amy. And YES! I never say NO to tea! But as long as the cookies are sugar-free than I’m totally unbiased on that offer!

At Amy’s house, she was treating Eco-Hippo to some tea.

Amy: So what are you doing here, Eco-Hippo?

Eco-Hippo: I go from place to place to spread the joy and happiness of eating right and exercising to all who need me!

Amy: No kidding. I’ve kinda been doing the same thing myself. Only for some reason, people don’t seem to care so much.

Eco-Hippo: Sounds like they may need a lesson to learn, don’t you think, Amy?

Amy: I guess. But it’s not like I can FORCE them to learn it. Especially to Sonic. He just doesn’t seem interested in my idea at all. (Just then, Amy heard some loud belches from outside. She goes up to the window and sees Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Sticks drinking some orange soda while having some fun burping and laughing.)

Knuckles: Come on, Sonic! One more time!

Sonic: Ok, ok. Just this once. (Gulps some soda and belches loudly.)

The group laughs their heads off.

Sticks: Who knew drinking this fizzy juice would be so much FUN? (Gulps down the whole bottle as tosses it aside.) Not only is it delicious, but it makes you do a funny sound! (Belches loudly.)

Tails: That’s called, “burping”, Sticks.

Sonic: That’s not burping, it’s BELCHING. There’s a TOTAL difference!

Tails: There’s no difference, Sonic. It’s the exact same thing.

Sonic: Wanna prove it?

Tails: Heh, you’re on! Burping contest!!

Knuckles: Woo! I get first shot!

Sticks: In your dreams, knuckle-head! (They grab some more soda bottles and continue drinking and burping.)

However, Amy watching from her window was getting quite annoyed.

Amy: Ugh… You see? It’s like their having the time of their lives. I’m trying to help them, but… I just don’t wanna see them sad or angry that I ruined their fun. I can’t decide on whether I’m supposed to be good cop or bad cop!

Eco-Hippo: Hm… Looks to me they may need a good lecture into drinking better! Allow me to do the honors, Ms. Amy.

Amy: Well, if you can persuade them, I won’t stop you.

Eco-Hippo: I’m off!! (He runs out of Amy’s room.)

Back outside, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Sticks were burping one at a time trying to beat each other. Eco-Hippo runs in getting their attention.

Eco-Hippo: I am… ECO-HIPPO!! HERE TO TEACH THE VALUES OF EATING HEALTHY!!

Sticks: AAUGH!! THAT GUY’S WEARING TIGHTS!!

Tails: … Who’s the muscle-head?

Sonic: Oh yeah, that’s the guy who defeated Eggman. His name was… Uh… … I’m sorry, what was your name again?

Eco-Hippo: Didn’t you hear me shout my name, lad?? I am… ECO-HIPPO!! DEFENDER OF TRUTH AND FRIEND TO NUTRITION!!

Sticks: Yeah, more like friend to “shouting so loud.” We’re kinda BUSY if you don’t mind? I have a funny-sounding contest to win.

Eco-Hippo: Children! Don’t you think it would be better for your bodies if you drink something healthier? Like prune juice!

Knuckles: Prune juice SUCKS! I’m more into GRAPES! The seedless kind. (Sonic punches his shoulder.) OW!!

Sonic: Don’t encourage him. He’ll never leave us alone.

Tails: Look, Mr. Hippo, it’s not like we hate your little suggestion, but… it just doesn’t seem to fit us. So will it be rude of you to ask if we can have our space so we can continue our little burping competition?

Sonic: I say we just continue where we left off.

Eco-Hippo: Children, I’m trying to send a very important message for your colons! You must-!

Sonic burps loudly.

Eco-Hippo: I’m trying to tell you to-!

Tails burps too.

Eco-Hippo: Would you PLEASE stop that infernal-!!

Sticks burps as well.

Eco-Hippo: Stop that! Stop that right this-!!

Knuckles… hiccups.

Knuckles: Wait… That didn’t count. Lemme try again…

Eco-Hippo: ENOUGH!!!! If you won’t learn to eat right and excersie, then I’ll MAKE you do what’s right with my bare hands!! (He smashes the ground and holds up his huge mighty fists!!)

Sonic: Oh really? What are you gonna do, lecture us on healthy foods until we can’t take it anymore? (He laughs… Until Hippo crushes Sonic in his hand and tosses him into the sand.)

Amy Rose was a little surprised by Eco-Hippo’s enragement to those guys.

Tails tried to fight back, but Eco-Hippo was just too quick as Tails plummeted into the sand! Sticks tried to fight with her boomerang, but Eco-Hippo breaks it in half and stomps Sticks into the sand!!

Knuckles was left standing.

Knuckles: So I guess it’s just you and me, hippo-boy! Mano o’ mano! Fire with fire! Big tough guy against big tough guy! Winner takes all! Loser sucks-!! (But Eco-Hippo finishes Knuckles in ONE punch.)

Eco-Hippo: (All calm.) THERE. Now that we’ve gotten that straighten out, it’s time to clean those colons! (He takes out some bottles of… prune juice!)

He pulled out Sonic from the ground and stuffed a bottle into Sonic’s mouth.

Tails: But I don’t even LIKE prune juice that much-! (Eco-Hippo stuffs a bottle in Tails’ mouth too.)

Sticks: (Gets pulled out by Hippo.) There’s NO way you’re going to make me drink that-! (He stuffs a bottle in her mouth too.)

Knuckles: (He comes to…) Ugh… W… What I miss? Is it tea time? (Hippo stuffs a bottle into his mouth.)

Eco-Hippo: There! All better now!

Knuckle: Bleh!!! This doesn’t taste ANYTHING like tea!!

Amy: (Walks in.) Was… beating up my friends necessary??

Eco-Hippo: Yes indeed, Amy! If you can’t get people to learn, you have to lead by example! And by that, I mean beat my message into them until they learn it! Look at them savor that healthy drink of joy!

Tails: Amy, who’s SIDE are you on?!

Knuckles: You just let us get beat up by this big guy!

Sticks: And what’s worse is that I can’t get this disgusting taste out of my mouth! (She takes some sand and rubs it on her tongue.) … Hothe, hith hithin’t helthin…

Amy: Eco-Hippo was just trying to teach you a lesson. You WERE, right?

Eco-Hippo: From the kindness of my healthy heart!

Amy: You see, don’t you feel rejuvenated after that healthy drink?

Sonic: (His stomach growls loudly as he clenches it in pain…) I think I feel runny than healthy… DIBS ON THE OUTHOUSE!!! (He and the others run off feeling the same thing!!)

Amy: Um… Thanks for that. I guess.

Eco-Hippo: No problem, Amy! Now I must venture forward and teach the meaning of eating right to others! I am off! (He runs off.)

Somewhere else, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Sticks were in some portable bathrooms while Amy walks in.

Amy: So, given you any ideas?

Sonic’s voice: Go away…

Amy: Come ON, Sonic! It was only for your OWN good you know.

Tails’ voice: I KNOW we’re supposed to eat better, but forcing PRUNE JUICE down our throats does not qualify us to have healthier colons.

Amy: At least I actually CARE about your health!

Knuckles’ voice: Oh really. You actually care about that more than the beating I took to the HEAD?

Amy: Unbelievable! Eco-Hippo was just trying to teach you a lesson!

Tails’ voice: What, by beating us up just because we were drinking soda? You could’ve shortened his leash while cutting us some slack, you know.

Amy: I tried telling that to Sonic, and he just BURPS in my face!

Sonic’s voice: It’s a BELCH, Amy! A totally different analogy!

Tails’ voice: No it is not.

Amy: Eco-Hippo is a TRUE hero who cares about people and their health!

Sonic’s voice: Eco-Hippo SUCKS!

Tails’ voice: So does his prune juice!

Knuckles’ voice: AND his annoying speeches!

Sticks’ voice: And so does his TIGHTS!!

Amy: … … … (She leaves.)

Back in the village, Amy walks around while other people pass by.

Amy: Maybe Sonic was right. I should’ve told Eco-Hippo not to attack my friends like that… And I let him. Doh!! Stupid, stupid, Amy! How could you let some hippo brute beat up on your friends?! (Nearby, she sees Espio the chameleon, Vector the gator, and Charmy the bee sitting nearby the pizza food vendor shop.)

Espio was reading a book, Charmy was playing some handheld video game while eating pizza, and Vector was listening to some music.

Amy walks up to them.

Amy: Excuse me, boys? Have you seen this muscular hippo super hero walk by?

Espio: I can say that I haven’t.

Charmy: (Not even looking at Amy. Just his handheld.) Nope, never heard of him!

Vector: Is he as big as ME?

Amy: Ugh… You boys are no help. Especially when you’re just goofing off! (To Vector.) Listening to your music, (To Charmy.) Playing your video games while eating PIZZA, (To Espio.) And you reading! … Actually, I kinda accept things like.

Espio: We aren’t as bad as you say we are, Ms. Amy.

Vector: Yeah! We eat those green veggies once a week!

Amy: That’s not the point! There’s this big hippopotamus super hero that will probably beat up on you if he catches you like this!

Eco-Hippo’s voice: You called?!

Eco-Hippo lands on the ground with a big THUD!!

Vector: Wow. He IS almost as big as me.

Charmy: Wah!!! (Hides behind Vector.) He’s wearing TIGHTS!!

Eco-Hippo: I’ve been going around town spotting some people being LAZY and not caring about exercising and eating right! And now I have three MORE on the hit-list! Once I start with you boys, this town will learn to eat right and excersie even if I have to pound my message into their heads!!

Amy: Um… Eco-Hippo. We need to talk. About this beating up on people. I know it’s not right for these boys to be lazing around but it’s not like you can FORCE people to learn a lesson by brute force or chug their throats with prune juice, am I right?

Eco-Hippo: You DARE stand to Eco-Hippo?? After everything I’ve done to this town?! And you have the GALL to defend these lazy boys?! Well if you won’t learn, then I’ll MAKE you learn the way I ALWAYS make lazy people learn!!

He was about to stomp on Amy but she dodges as fast as she can. She tried to fight back against Eco-Hippo with her hammer.

Eco-Hippo: I get the feeling that YOU need a lesson around here, young lady! (He shoves Amy off!!)

Espio, Charmy, and Vector then stand in front of Amy!!

Espio: I hope you don’t mind us barging in, Amy.

Charmy: We can take this big brute on!

Vector: Yeah! Bring on the pain!

They rushed forward!! … Only to get beat up by Eco-Hippo as the piled up near Amy.

Vector: … Pain…

Eco-Hippo: I would most definitely love to teach YOU a thing or two, Ms. Amy! But I must fulfill my deed of making this town do as I say!! (He POUNDS Amy as she hurls toward a wall and collapses on the ground!!)

Eco-Hippo runs back to the town and begins terrorizing the people!!

Eco-Hippo: Yes! Run for your un-healthy lives! It’s good for you! (He runs forward!!)

Amy comes to and realizes the damage that Eco-Hippo is doing.

Amy: (Gets up.) This is all my fault… I REALLY should’ve told him to stop when I had the chance…

Mayor Fink runs in and confronts Amy.

Fink: Amy Rose! This is a complete disaster! Some weird super hero is wailing on the poor citizens!

Amy: Yeah, I already figured THAT one out.

Fink: You MUST get your friends together and STOP that fiendish hippo! He’s wearing TIGHTS!! If you don’t defeat him, there won’t be any citizens for my re-election list!

Amy: … I have to find Sonic and the others. (She runs off.)

Meanwhile, back at the outhouses, Sonic and the rest finally came out of them.

Sonic: *WHEW…* I thought I’d NEVER get outta there.

Tails: Me too.

Amy runs in!!

Amy: Guys!! Thank goodness!

Sonic and rest: … … … (They go back inside the outhouses and slam the doors.)

Amy: Hey!! I need your help!

Sonic’s voice: Sorry, having a SERIOUS BM here.

Amy: Guys, this is bad! REALLY bad! Eco-Hippo’s gone NUTS!

Tails’ voice: Yeah, we figured THAT out before YOU did.

Amy: I mean, he’s threatening and attacking the townsfolk! Come on, guys, I’m sorry I didn’t help you fight against him! But I need your help now! And so do the people!

Sonic’s voice: … … … What’s that? I can’t hear you from the sound of the flushing! (Flushes the toilet…)

Amy: … You know, it would be a bit disappointing if Eco-Hippo found your orange soda stash, Sonic.

… … … Sonic swings open the door.

Sonic: Let’s kick that hippo’s fat butt.

Tails: (Opens the door.) You have a secret orange soda stash?

Knuckles: (He and Sticks open the doors too.) Why weren’t WE told about that?

Later on, the whole team was running through the town trying to find Eco-Hippo!

Knuckles: So lemme get this straight! This super hero is acting like a VILLIAN?

Amy: In a way, what he thinks is right is going to be the death of all of us.

Sticks: I KNEW it was a bad idea being involved with a guy who wears TIGHTS!

Soon after, they encountered Eco-Hippo scaring off some people in fear!!

Eco-Hippo: You will HEED Eco-Hippo, unhealthy peons!!

Fastidious Beaver then appears near Eco-Hippo’s sight.

Fastidious: Pardon me, good sir. We aren’t “peons.” We most likely prefer “citizens” or just “people” around these parts. Actually, we are most likely referred as-…

Eco-Hippo: I WILL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT TO CALL YOU, UNHEALTHY SQUIRREL!!

Fastidious: Actually, I’m a-… (Eco-Hippo punches him and he hurls past Sonic and his friends!!) Beaveeeeeeeeer…

Fastidious crashes in some nearby crates…

Fastidious: I deserved that…

Sonic: (They stand before Eco-Hippo.) Hey, hippo-head! Ease off on that beaver!

Fastidious: No, don’t mind me. I was just around for the attention…

Eco-Hippo: Silence!! I’m TEACHING here!

Tails: By scaring and beating down on helpless pedestrians?

Eco-Hippo: That’s what I do! Beat my messages into them until they learn their lesson! No one will EVER listen to you unless you show you’re a threat!

Sonic: Well you’re kinda acting like a JERK. So we’re gonna give you one last chance.

They all get into position.

Knuckles: Get off our island or prepare to be taught a lesson! By US!!

Eco-Hippo: (Laughs.) That’s a laugh! I beat you all before and I can do it again!

Amy: Not unless I’m involved!!

They rush forward and begin to fight!! They all did their best trying to break Eco-Hippo’s guard as Sonic and Tails were being a distraction as Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks punched him real good. However, he still had the upper hand against the heroes.

Eco-Hippo: Surrender! You cannot defeat the all mighty Eco-Hippo!!

Tails: (He suddenly gets an idea.) Oh we’ll defeat you alright! After we go for a little jog! (He runs off!)

Sonic: Tails!! Wait up!! (They run after him!!)

Eco-Hippo: Don’t you dare flee from me! I’m trying to TEACH here!

The group runs through the town.

Sonic: Mind telling me what’s going ON here, buddy?!

Tails: If we can’t defeat him, then maybe, just maybe, we find something that CAN!

They find the broken down Fit-bot still in the ground. Tails quickly takes out some tools and tries to fix the robot as fast as he could.

Sonic: Tails, we don’t have TIME to deal with that piece of junk!

Tails: This piece of “junk’s” going to save our butts!

Knuckles: How??

Tails: If one of us can control this Fit-bot, we may have a big chance of taking down Eco-Hippo!

Sonic: But you saw what he did to Eggman, right? He didn’t stand a chance.

Tails: That’s cuz he’s not as fit and healthy as the rest of us.

Sonic: … … … You have a good point there.

Eco-Hippo’s voice: MY FOES WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF HEALTHINESS!!!

Tails: Finished! Thankfully, Eco-Hippo didn’t damage this too much. It’s capable of moving again, but it can only be controlled manually.

Sonic: One of us has to work that machine while the rest of us weaken that super hero. … AMY!!

Amy: HUH?

Sonic: Strap into that tin can and beat that hippo down!

Amy: But… why ME?!

Tails: You seem in better condition than we are at the moment.

Amy: And why’s THAT?

Sonic: (His stomach churns…) Ugh…

Sticks: (Eating some dirt trying to clean the prune juice taste out…) Thill han’t het hith hathe ouh!!

Amy: Oh…

Eco-Hippo runs in.

Eco-Hippo: All of you are beginning to be a THORN in my side! I try to teach you valuable lesson on eating healthy and you resent that! Well NO MORE! As long as people are not eating right and exercising, I will NEVER leave until-!! … What the-?!

The Fit-Bot was fully functional again! This time, Amy was controlling it all on her own while strapped to the center of the bot. It moved with every flick of her arms and legs with precise movements!

Amy: Wow, I feel so much faster and stronger with this thing!

Eco-Hippo: Amy, stand aside! I must fulfil my teaching duty!

Amy: Yeah, well I think it’s time to teach YOU a little lesson! Now, guys!!

Sonic and his friends run in and do their best to distract Eco-Hippo!

Eco-Hippo: Back off! Back off I say! … Although I’m happy to see that you’re FINALLY getting the message on exercising!

BAM!! Amy punches Eco-Hippo with the robot’s fist! Eco-Hippo tried to fight back, but with Amy’s agility and stamina, Amy was much faster! Amy then used the robot to kick Eco-Hippo to the ground!!

Eco-Hippo: OOF!!!

Sonic: (He and his friends loom over him.) Well just because you’re right, doesn’t mean you can be a JERK about it.

Eco-Hippo gets back up and begins trying to punch Amy in the robot! Amy was swiftly dodging his attacks!!

Amy: I need some HELP here, guys! I can’t hold him off forever!!

Tails: We need something to throw him off guard. But what??

Sonic: … !!! I’ll be right back! (He zooms off.)

Amy: Sonic!! SONIC!!!! (Eco-Hippo lands a hit on Amy still strapped in the robot as it falls on it’s back.) Ugh…

Eco-Hippo: (Laughs) You’ve been a very naughty girl, Amy! I’m sorry to do this to you, but Eco-Hippo MUST teach you a valuable lesson indeed!

Amy: !!!!

Sonic’s voice: HEY, ECO-LAME-O!!

Eco-Hippo: HUH?! Who said that?!

They see Sonic nearby!!

Sonic: All this fighting’s making me REALLY thirsty. Man, I could sure go for a drink!

Eco-Hippo: Well then, might I suggest some water? After all, water is beneficial for you to gain your energy-! (Sonic takes out… a bottle of orange soda.) What is THAT?!

Sonic: It’s soda, Eco-Drip.

Eco-Hippo: Don’t you DARE drink that!

Sonic: Oh I’m a gonna.

Eco-Hippo: You better not drink that!

Sonic: Oh I’m a GONNA!

Eco-Hippo: If you drink that unhealthy soda, then so help me I shall-!!

Amy gets up and bashes Eco-Hippo with the robot’s fist!! Eco Hippo falls flat near Sonic, amused.

Eco-Hippo: What was THAT for?!

Sonic: (Drinks some of the soda.) A distraction. (Burps loudly.)

Amy then used the robot’s arms to grab Eco-Hippo by his feet and spin rapidly around and around until Amy tossed him up into the air!!!

Amy: Consider this a lesson, hippo! You can’t force people to learn one! (Right when he was falling back down, Amy used the robot’s fist again to pound Eco-Hippo, launching him right out of the island, into the sky!!!)

The battle was over, and all the citizens walk in, cheering!

Amy: *Whew!* This battle robot is AMAZING! I think we should keep it!

Sonic: You did well, Amy.

Tails: I think we all did a great job teaching a thing or two to Eco-Hippo.

Knuckles: Yeah! Wait… where did you sent him off, anyway?

Amy: How should I know? I just hope I don’t see his ugly face again.

At Eggman’s laboratory, Orbot and Cubot serve a tray filled with snacks to Eggman sitting on the couch.

Orbot: Here you are, sir! Goodies-! I mean, BADDIES galore just like you requested!

Eggman: Oh good. I may need a little pepping up after that humiliating defeat from that wretched Eco-Hippo guy.

All of a sudden, Eco-Hippo crashed through the roof and slammed onto the ground, destroying Eggman’s coffee table.

Eggman: … … … DAAAUGH!!! Lousy healthy hippo!! That coffee table was worth a STEAL! LITERALLY!!!

Back at the island, everything was back to normal. Sonic and his friends were celebrating… By watching TV in Sonic’s room.

Sonic: Sorry for everything happening, Amy.

Amy: No, I should apologize. I should’ve stopped Eco-Hippo when I had the chance.

Knuckles: No hard feelings. I think we all deserved this little reward anyway. So, what do we have to drink, Tails?

Tails: (He pulls in some bottles of drinks. All of which are orange soda.) Do we have anything else BESIDES orange?

Sticks: I STILL can’t get this prune juice taste outta my MOUTH! I’ll drink ANYTHING to wash it off! (She snatches a bottle and gulps it down.)

Amy: Well… I guess I’ll take some. (She takes a bottle and drinks it.)

Sonic: Wow, Amy. I didn’t think you’d get into it so quickly.

Amy: Well, it’s only once in a while. Still need to keep my cardio afloat.

They enjoy the afternoon watching TV after the battle they endured.

Amy: (Belches loudly.)

Everyone seemed so surprised at Amy.

Amy: … Excuse me. (Giggles.)

           The End.